Tuesday, 31 March 2015

Fantasy Baseball Team Names Part 2

Real Vintage Baseball Ticket
Welcome to Part 2 of my handy dandy list of Fantasy Baseball team names.  As I said in the preamble to Part 1, you may not win your fantasy baseball league this year, but you CAN have the best name.

Below are 25 of the top 50 fantasy baseball players this season according to ESPN.com, with team names associated with each player created by me, the lamest human being on planet earth.

Saturday, 7 March 2015

Fantasy Baseball Team Names Part 1

Ted Williams Baseball Famous Quote Archival Photo Poster
In fantasy sports, as in life, what's on the inside absolutely, positively, unequivocally does not matter.  You can be the kindest, sweetest human being on the planet, but if your name is Flavour Balls or Tiny Kox then your life is essentially forfeit and you should stop depressing everyone by pretending otherwise.

Much like when I wasted hours of precious life providing you with original fantasy football team names back in July, I once again rebuffed my girlfriend and ignored my friends on a Saturday night to do this work so that you don't have to.

You may not win your fantasy baseball league this year, but you CAN have the best name... which, as we have established, is really the only thing that matters.

Below are 25 of the top 50 fantasy baseball players this season according to ESPN.com, with team names associated with each player created by me, the lamest human being on planet earth.