Tuesday, 31 March 2015

Fantasy Baseball Team Names Part 2

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Welcome to Part 2 of my handy dandy list of Fantasy Baseball team names.  As I said in the preamble to Part 1, you may not win your fantasy baseball league this year, but you CAN have the best name.

Below are 25 of the top 50 fantasy baseball players this season according to ESPN.com, with team names associated with each player created by me, the lamest human being on planet earth.

Jose Abreu, 1B Chicago White Sox
Abre-U All Over Again
Abreu, Do Not Fall In Love With Me, For I Am Falser Than Vows Made In Wine.
3 MCs & 1 Jose
Jose's Got Us Fallin' In Love

Jose Altuve, 2B Houston Astros
Al-tu-ve For You When The Rain Starts To Pour
3 MCs & 1 Jose
Jose's Got Us Fallin' In Love
Rocky - Movie Score Arms Up
Adrian Beltre, 3B Texas Rangers
Bats in the Beltre
Yo Adrian, I Did It!

Yu Darvish, SP Texas Rangers
Yuuu Soulja Boy Tellem
I'm Not Darving, But I'm Feeling A Little Darvish
Yu Darv So Beautiful To Me

Carlos Gonzalez, OF Colorado Rockies
Going, Going Gonzalez
CarGo Beep Beep
Precious CarGo

Bryce Harper, OF Washington Nationals
Harp Now Hear The Angels Sing
The Bryce Is Right
The Bryce Is Wrong, Bob

Adam Jones, OF Baltimore Orioles
Keeping Up With The Joneses
Adam Shame
Don't Call Me PacMan

Matt Kemp, OF San Diego Padres
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh, Here I Am At, Kemp Granada
One Time At Band Kemp
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Evan Longoria, 3B Tampa Bay Rays
So Longoria & Thanks For All The Fish
Longoria Going To Scarborough Fair

Victor Martinez, DH/1B Detroit Tigers
V-Mart Express
Victor von Doom

Andrew McCutchen, OF Pittsburgh Pirates
Cutch as Cutch Can
When I Think About You I Cutch Myself
Cutch Ado About Nothing

Hunter Pence, OF San Francisco Giants
Hunter Pence None The Richer
In For A Pence In For A Pound

David Price, SP Boston Red Sox
The Price Is Wrong, Bob!
The Price Is Right

Hanley Ramirez, OF Boston Red Sox
Don't Give Me No Hanley Down World
Hanley Guy

Anthony Rendon, 2B/3B Washington Nationals
Ren And Stimpy
Rendon'tcha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me

Jose Reyes, SS Colorado Rockies
Reyes The Roof
Two MC's & One Jose
Jose's Got Us Fallin' In Love

Carlos Santana

Anthony Rizzo, 1B Chicago Cubs
Fo Shizzo My Rizzo

Chris Sale, SP Chicago White Sox
Come Sale Away With Me
Cure For What Sales Ya

Carlos Santana, 1B/3B Cleveland Indians
Bat Magic Woman
Santan City
Santan Lotion

Giancarlo Stanton, OF Miami Marlins
Here's My Number, Giancarlo Maybe
Stanton The Shoulders Of Giants

Stephen Strasburg, SP Washington Nationals
Tip Of The Strasburg
I Can't Stras This Enough

Mike Trout, OF Anaheim Angels
Angels In The Troutfield
Harry Potter - Hogwarts CrestSomething Fishy Going On
Trout Of My Mind

Troy Tulowitzki, SS Toronto Blue Jays
Troy A Little Tenderness
Tulo For Zero
Half Man, Half A Season

Justin Upton, OF San Diego Padres
I Solemnly Swear That I'm Uptono Good
Yall Gonna Make Me Lose My Mind Upton Here Upton Here
Upton The Rooftop Click Click Click

Adam Wainwright, SP St. Louis Cardinals
When It Wains It Pours
Something Wainwright About That Boy

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