Wednesday, 18 June 2014

Fantasy Football Team Names: Kicker & Defense Edition

People seem to have liked the previous entries (Part 1 and Part 2), but I realize that in covering the top 50 fantasy football players I missed out on something that every team has to have: Kickers and Defense.  

To that end, please enjoy the following list of fantasy football team names featuring the top 10 kickers and top 10 D/ST options, because I am a grown man who has literally spent hours of my life to help you choose your fantasy football team name.


Dan Bailey
Bailey's Irish Team
Bailey Double
Epic Bail

Mason Crosby

The Crosby Show
Mases Out!
Masonthing I'm Giving Up On You
You Crosby, There Will Be Consequences. What Part Of That Didn't You Understand?

Ghostbusters (Logo) Movie Poster Phil Dawson
Totally Dawson!
Phil 'er Up
Uncle Phil

Stephen Gostkowski
Hauschkan You Do This To Me?
Haus of Chkards

Alex Henery
I'm Henery The Eighth I Am
Oh Henery!

Nick Novak

Ain't Novak For The Wicked
You Can Always Novak Home
The Nick & The Dead
Novak To The Future

Matt Prater
We Got Food Everywhere, As If The Party Was Pratered
Prater, There's A Fly In My Soup

Punters Are People TooJustin Tucker
Justin Tucker Must Die
Tucker? I Barely Know Her!
Tucker Punch

Adam Vinatieri
My Cousin Vinatieri
Vinatieri Glen Ross
What's Your Favourite Vinatieri Movie?
Vinatieri Oyster

Arizona Cardinals
Super Mario Bros Power UpO Little Town Of Bethel-hem
Cardinals Well That Ends Well
3-4 'Zona Blitz

Buffalo Bills
Byrd Byrd Byrd, Byrd Is The Word
Super Mario World
Buffalo Nickel Package

Carolina Panthers
The Defensive-Lina Panthers
Financial Panther, Eh?

Cincinnati Bengals
The Bengal-D Report
The Bengal-D Attack
The Bengal-D Scandal

Denver Broncos

The Champ Isn't Here
A Mile High In Colorado

Kansas City Chiefs
The Black Tamba
Hali Are Sayin' Is Give Chiefs A Chance
In Lieu Of Flowers, Please Send Interceptions To The Eric Berry Foundation

Shania TwainNew England Patriots
Belichick Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
Bill Bel DeVoe

San Francisco 49ers

Culliver's Travels
Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout Willis?
The Mask Of Navorro

Seattle Seahawks
Sherman, I Feel Like A Woman
Kam Chancellor Palpatine

St. Louis Rams
Wham!  Bam!  Thank You, Rams!
Robert Quinn, Medicine Woman

That does it for Part 3.  Keep your eyes peeled for a special bonus edition next week to round out this series.  Head over to Twitter and let me know your team names if they are better than mine!

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