Wednesday, 18 June 2014

Fantasy Football Team Names: Kicker & Defense Edition

People seem to have liked the previous entries (Part 1 and Part 2), but I realize that in covering the top 50 fantasy football players I missed out on something that every team has to have: Kickers and Defense.  

To that end, please enjoy the following list of fantasy football team names featuring the top 10 kickers and top 10 D/ST options, because I am a grown man who has literally spent hours of my life to help you choose your fantasy football team name.


Dan Bailey
Bailey's Irish Team
Bailey Double
Epic Bail

Mason Crosby

The Crosby Show
Mases Out!
Masonthing I'm Giving Up On You
You Crosby, There Will Be Consequences. What Part Of That Didn't You Understand?

Monday, 9 June 2014

Fantasy Football Team Names Part 2

Aaron Rodgers Celebrating with Lombardi Trophy after winning Super Bowl XLVIf you haven't read Part 1 yet, please do.  

Here is the remaining 25 players to round out the top 50 so I can help you win the only thing that actually matters in fantasy football: Funniest team name!

Friday, 6 June 2014

Fantasy Football Team Names

The hardest part about fantasy football is not the draft.  Nor is it the trades, choosing your keepers, BYE week planning or even waiver-wire hawking.  No, as every fantasy veteran knows, the hardest part of any season is deciding what to name your team.

Team names are not easy.  Team names have to be funny, clever and relevant to your roster.  In 2008 everyone raced to shoehorn a reference to dog fighting into their team names.  Last year every league had a guy who thought any combination of the words "Hernandez" and "Murder" was pure comic genius.  (If you are reading this thinking "Wait, I was the guy with the Vick and Hernandez themed team names those years, and I'm hilarious!" then I am sorry to be the one to break it to you: You aren't funny and everyone in your league hates you.)

No matter how deep your league is, there is no reason you won't end up with one of the top 50 ranked fantasy players.  As such, I'm sure you will find this list of fantasy team names for the top 50 fantasy players (that I just sat here and wasted an hour of my pointless life making up) useful: